Astraea Silly Stuff
"Oh, I'm sorry. I meant to, but I had a crisis with a patient. One of my multiples had a new personality emerge - a one-hundred-and-ten-year-old Frenchwoman. It would have been too risky to put off his therapy. Plus I would have missed out on a wonderful recipe for bouillabaisse." - Niles Crane explaining why he didn't listen to Frasier's radio show
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Subversive Intellectual Society Create your own terrorism alerts! Amaze your friends! Help Tommy Ridge save the universe!
Our Add-On Story Archive Read past add-on stories.
We're especially wild about add-on stories. Here are some that we created on Subspace Chatter (our WWIVnet bulletin board), using the WWIVnet Online Story Generator. Each person who signed into the bulletin board was shown the last line of the current story, then asked to contribute the next line. So, knowing only what the previous line said, if you didn't bother to go to the file section and read the entire thing, could make for some pretty hilarious surrealisms. NOTE: This stuff is rated PG or possibly PG 13. Our teens do a lot of the writing on these things. :)
Antonio in the 8th Dimension Our first story, written especially to give Andy Temple a hard time.
Star Trek CLXVIII We figured we had to do at least one Star Trek tale so here it is.
Lois and Clark Story "It Happens Every Year," designed to show Iris that we really DO like her favorite show!
The Vanishing Pickle A Firesign Theatre thing, unfinished.
A Halloween Tale by a bunch of silly people, most of whom are not part of this system.
The Interactive Fiction Webring List of sites devoted to add-on stories.
Yahoo's Links to Other Add-On Stories on the Net This link works now :)
The Interactive Story Webring Another list of sites devoted to add-on stories.
"Oh yes, I had the same trouble with some of my multiple personality patients; one would always claim that the other one sent the check." Frasier Crane
Niles: "I've got to go, I have a session with my multiple personality patient." Frasier: "I hope I didn't keep you too long." Niles: "It's all right. If I'm late, he can talk amongst himselves." Frasier
My Mom Is Different Not Your Entertainment A member of the Flatlanders system takes on a well-known book about a dreaded disease.
Our Take on Dissociative Identity Disorder as a "Not to Know Strategy" You asked for a review, and you got it!
DID Expert Wannabe Barbie Ever had a "friend" reveal unto you their ultimate wisdom of why you can't possibly be plural? Oh, thank you, Enigma System. You guys made our night.
The High Church of Multiplicity By Lemarath's System
Silly Titles for MP Books, and Sybil Jokes
"I wonder how many more people she has in there with her." Niles Crane after watching Daphne Moon engage in an argument with her Mom tape, Frasier
The Evil Overlord Checklist Peter Anspach's original list of do's and don'ts for those who presume to rule the universe. We've got our own version of this, which might make more sense if you've seen Shui Yue Dong Tian, otherwise known as Adventures of What'sisface (summary in English here). Don't miss the Star Trek/ Lightbulb Changing Parodies!
Tales for the l33T: Hamlet in HAXX0r code MOTHER OF GAWD I SIHT MY PANTS
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Baby Is it Arabic? Swedish? Who knows! Who cares! YOU figure it out!
Shockwave is needed for this one.
The Millennium Bug The
problems that really happened... you just didn't notice.
The Revelation of Alice Lewis Carroll and The Rev. Charles L.
Dodgson --integrated at last?? Or is that Gabe meets
Andy? This was probably written with the Babble generator -- get yours today!
Jesus Loves Amy Are you saved? Or are you one of those atheist's who believes what Richard Dawkins says? Find out and join Amy's prayer list!
SpamRadio This is one of the most inventive things we've come across for some time. It's an MP3 audio stream that sets spam to music. Do Negativland know about this?
Special High Intensity Training A piece of ancient office humor we can't resist.
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"Well, this has been kind of fun, but I must really run. I'm conducting a seminar for multiple personalities, and it takes me forever to fill out the name tags." Niles Crane on Frasier
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