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Chapter By George Tirebiter Thursday, December 24, 2009 at 13:10:38

One sunny day out in space.....

Chapter By D'Ritz Thursday, December 24, 2009 at 13:45:54

The President of the Galaxy was sitting at his desk. He had a splitting headache and no public option.

Chapter By twistedchick Thursday, December 24, 2009 at 14:27:11

The First Gentleman handed the President two aspirin (or reasonable substitutes) and told him to look out the window.

Chapter By A kitsune Thursday, December 24, 2009 at 15:17:52

And as the President of the Galaxy gawked in surprise out the window into the black void of space

Chapter By A little Kid Thursday, December 24, 2009 at 15:19:12

he found himself staring at a miniature sleigh and eight tiny....

Chapter By Another little Kid Thursday, December 24, 2009 at 15:20:25

No silly. That's the wrong story. He found himself staring at a little black kitty named Miro. Don't ask me how a little black kitty named Miro got out there in space...

Chapter By A kitsune Thursday, December 24, 2009 at 15:23:18

but there he was. And he was hungry.

Chapter By George Tirebiter Thursday, December 24, 2009 at 16:06:18

The President's daughters went "Awwwww! Can we keep him!"

Chapter By Daimon Thursday, December 24, 2009 at 18:38:32

Just then, the President of the Galaxy ate the kitty.

Chapter By Divus Augustus Thursday, December 24, 2009 at 18:48:38

Which did not agree with him at all, and only compounded the problem of his headache, so he reached for a bottle of....

Chapter By Pope Benzedrine XVI Friday, December 25, 2009 at 02:18:25

ipecac, barfed the kitten back up and went on with what he was doing. Don't eat kittens, please.

Chapter By E.L. Chen Saturday, December 26, 2009 at 22:32:39

Meanwhile, in the trackless depths of space, a sleek pinstriped rocket glided between the stars. Inside, Keith "Zip" Zymurgy perused his charts and contemplated his most recent adventure. He was still recovering from six months in captivity with the pirates of Zircon 9....

Chapter By André, Duc des Chambres Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 22:25:44

... but especially from his subsequent rescue by the Interstellar Dominatrices of Gamma Globulin, who only let him go after intense, uhmm, interrogation, shall we say. But that's another story. Zip was all alone in space and he missed his kitty. You would too!

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Chapter By André, Duc des Chambres Sunday, January 17, 2010 at 21:19:02

Having escaped the unexpected spacewarp that sent us careening towards Planet Tramadol, we continue with our story...

Chapter By Jack Westman Wednesday, January 20, 2010 at 05:17:07

Maybe Zip had forgotten what it was like to have his feet pounced on and attacked in the middle of the night or having his blankets pulled off him and dragged off to the Special Secret Lair underneath the desk to be chewed beyond recognition. Or having a tiny kitten curl up beside his head and rev up its motor right in his ear at 3 a.m. Or getting that "MEOWWW FEED ME" fake-out fifteen minutes after he put food in the (now empty) dish. On the other hand, maybe Zip remembered all that stuff and thought it was the greatest thing in the world.

Chapter By D'Ritz Friday, April 2, 2010 at 20:03:17

BRZEEEEEP! CQ98XZ! CQ98XZ! This is Space Command calling Zip Zymurgy! Urgent! Return to Earth Station Central immediately! "Ah, nuts," muttered Zip, "probably Commodore Matthews discovered dust balls under his bed." ...

Chapter By Pope Benzedrine XVI Friday, April 2, 2010 at 20:06:48

Back on earth, center of the great Galactic Republic, a juicy scandal was brewing. Seems some members of the Galactic Council had spent over a bazillion credits on an Orion Slave Girl party.

Chapter By stephani Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 02:47:43

Back on the spaceship, the kitten had found a sock and managed to get it's head stuck in it.

Chapter By Diamond wolf Saturday, July 31, 2010 at 16:38:32

And just as the kitten did this, the spaceport began to quake...Confused, the little kitten puled its head out and realized it had lost track of its oringal missio n mission within its pathetic disguise...

Chapter By Bluejay Friday, August 13, 2010 at 21:35:54

"Oooo, a kitty!" Zip reached over and picked up the adorable little fur ball, which promptly bit him. "OW!" He gave the kitten a picture of the well-known intergalactic pest Haras Nilap to chew on instead.

Chapter By smerdis of tlön Friday, August 13, 2010 at 22:40:53

Meanwhile, deep in a cave on the Skull Planet, Haras Nilap was brooding, contemplating her next nefarious scheme to upset, not only the galaxy, but the very frame of Time and Space itself! "I know!" she exclaimed, ashiver with the frisson of discovery! "I'll steal their...."

Chapter By Spookshow Saturday, August 14, 2010 at 08:44:55

"... tray tables!" she elaborated to the collection of air molecules on her left, that she liked to call Bertie. "Don't you see? If they don't have their tray tables, how can they..."

Chapter By twistedchick Saturday, August 14, 2010 at 10:24:43

The kitten dropped the picture, jumped in the air, turned two somersaults and disappeared, with a small thunderclap like six books falling from a shelf.

Chapter By Daimon Saturday, August 14, 2010 at 18:25:33

The books opened and out jumped six kittens, which contrary to strange rumors were not related to one another.

Chapter By George Tirebiter Sunday, August 15, 2010 at 11:22:04

... hold meetings and plot against us? Because we are getting into crisis mode here! I believe we can't afford to lose that which is what this galaxy needs today -- the road that the galaxy may find itself on. And we galactic citizens at the end of the day are going to be able to go back and look at the impact..."

Chapter By John Sunday, August 15, 2010 at 11:43:05

Meanwhile, details of the Orion slave girl party were leaked to the press. Arcturian pink goat hair! Rigellian frog leather! Antigrav pole dancing! Moon dust! In her secret HQ on Venus, Rachel was laughing so hard she fell out of her chair.

Chapter By test Sunday, August 15, 2010 at 19:48:12

MEOW!

Chapter By a kitsune Sunday, August 8, 2010 at 14:50:19

Meeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrhhhhrrrooooowwwwwwwww! howled the kitty... as it ran off looking for Zip.... Everyone knew the kitty was the real hero of this story.

Chapter By Bluejay Saturday, August 21, 2010 at 03:12:05

The kitten was sent by Rachel with an important message. Get out your secret decoders, Rocket Rangers!!!

Chapter By Bluejay Sunday, August 22, 2010 at 16:04:49

And somewhere in an evil cave on one of the evil asteroids of Blaaarrghh...

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